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(313): View more from Michigan

"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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(317): View more from Indiana

its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again

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(757): View more from Virginia

The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.

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(574): View more from Indiana

well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious

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