On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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