I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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