i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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