Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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