i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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