Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
