Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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