yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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