The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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