i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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