dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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