He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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