Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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