they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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