she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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