Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just had sex on a roof
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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