The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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