I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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