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  I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.

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• Someone shld have invested in life alert

  Submitted by blite on Dec 22, 10 at 9:10pm

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  • I've fallen and I can't reach my beer

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 23, 10 at 12:29am

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• @CapN_Winky: please stop making sense by using logic.

  Submitted by BurningMelon on Dec 23, 10 at 2:30am

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• She's gonna wait 5 hrs 59 mins then go sit at the bottom of the stairs... All sexy like... This could be a good opening to a Porno

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 10 at 1:48am

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• Say please.

  Submitted by FartsAtWork on Dec 22, 10 at 4:57pm

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• Was the fall a result of you drinking? Uf not, this text is retarded.

  Submitted by tonedburrito0 on Dec 23, 10 at 9:15am

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• sounds like somebody crying out for attention, since well you obviously have a phone. if you were really hurt or couldn't get up your dumbass could just call 911

  Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 22, 10 at 11:29pm

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• Sergio kindle?

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Dec 22, 10 at 8:19pm

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• Only if you have diner done when I get there....

  Submitted by micarg on Dec 22, 10 at 7:49pm

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• Only if you have diner done when I get there....

  Submitted by micarg on Dec 22, 10 at 7:49pm

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