What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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