I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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