He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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