im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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