Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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