I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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