whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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