In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
it's like heaven, but drunker
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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