My hand turned me down
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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