Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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