Just fell off a train. Bad.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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