The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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