We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
why is half of my head shaved?
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