Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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