garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
worst night to have a conscience
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
