Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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