sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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