god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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