So drunk its hurt
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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