I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
