who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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