I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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