hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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