Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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