You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Randomize
