Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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