garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
