Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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