I just pynch a tree in the face
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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