wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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