If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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