so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
