I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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