you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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