HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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