The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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