Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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