This house was built for laser tag.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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