But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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