ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So apparently I’m into choking now
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