i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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